"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.

Explore. Dream. Discover."

-Unknown

Fast Lane - Rationals

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Meet The Crew

John "The Skipper"

A.K.A. Corpse Pounder

Jenn "The Neighbor"

A.KA. Mrs. Corpse Pounder

Jack "Daddy's First Mate"

A.K.A. Quarter Pounder

Lulu "Boat Security"

A.K.A. Doodle

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Our Story

Welcome Aboard, Thanks for checking out our website!

After years of doing all the things you're supposed to do, Jenn and I were left feeling empty. Living in Birmingham, MI, we desired a warmer, simpler, life with more adventure. Follow us as we share with you how we were able to streamline our lives, move onto our Catamaran "Corpse Pounder", and accomplish our dream.

I know what you’re thinking, WTF is Corpse Pounder?

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